Wait a minute… I thought I was disqualified from this survey. Oh, well. I’m always HAPPY to talk to them again!
Is it me, or does my “wife” sound an awful lot like the Basketball John song guy?
Wow. I think she actually believed me! Thought it took some explaining to help her understand what a black hole is, and that I was taken by aliens. I almost felt bad when she actually sounded convinced!
“I’d really like to make a name for myself… what do you think of the Prankateer General?”
“…Sounds like a pretty good idea.”
The message: be proactive
Be sure to listen through to the end on this. It drags a bit in the middle, but it gets fun again when the kids start eating the dog food.
“So we’ll be secure from the swine flu, right?”
“If I get myself a degree, maybe I can kill them buggers!”
“I could be wrong, but I think it’s a monkey.”
All I can say about this one is HOLY SHAMOLY! He let me drag him on for 45 minutes! That’s by FAR my record. I recommend listening to the whole thing, but in case you’re short on time, I made an abridged – highlights only version. Either way, enjoy! And if you can put a warning out on all your social networks about the whole drive through conspiracy, I’ll be so appreciative that I might even give you a gift certificate for the Roadkill Cafe. If you’re a senior, I’ll make it for the Business After 50 Cafe.
Sheesh! What does it take to find out how to get a balloon ride?