Fun with Telemarketers 3: The Stalker

Okay, I think this is my record time – one minute thirty seconds.  But I think the “stalkemarketer” was convinced I was sincere.

4 Replies to “Fun with Telemarketers 3: The Stalker”

  1. Ha Ha, I was there while you did this. You chased her off so fast I couldn’t believe it.

  2. So I’ve got a couple of ideas for you to try:
    1. Use a voice modifier to make your voice extremely low (you know, like what spies use?). Then when Jenny hands you the phone, breath heavily into it w/ slow, deep breaths. When they repeat your name, you say in your most commanding, Wizard of Oz-like voice something like “YES, I am here. What do you desire of the WIZARD?!!” Go on with the whole Wizard of Oz theme until you convince them to take a stroll on the yellow brick road.
    2. Claim that you are a psychic, then describe themselves to them (their clothes, height, weight, age, etc.). See how close you can get to their real description.

  3. Ha, HAA! Those would be great! I’ll have to keep that in mind for the next one. I just got one tonight before reading this, so there’s another one coming in a day or so on here, but I like your ideas! I’ll have to use them.

    Mwa, ha, ha! Come here, telemarketers!

    – Chas

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