The Second Annual Grand Spam Award!

As is tradition, I am granting the Grand Spam award to a spam comment that goes above and beyond the call of duty… or any call whatever, and is especially unique, ridiculous, or complimentary. And the award goes to. . .

 

çıtır!

(any assistance that can be offered on how to actually pronounce this name would be appreciated)

thanksss admin.Whitening brushhead admin. thank you

Comment made on a photo.

Comment made on this photo:

 

Dear çıtı (can I call you çıtı?),

I don’t appreciate the insult, Mr “my name can’t be typed with an ordinary keyboard.” I am not a Whitening brushhead. YOU’RE a whitening brushhead, you… you… brushhead.

 

Oh, and you’re welcome…

 

In addition to the Grand Spam award gold medalist, we have a silver medalist–but unfortunately we have no silver or bronze, so let’s give a big round of applause for our Rust Medalist Grand Spam award winner. . .

 

Jhon!

And Jhon’s prizewinning comment, commented on the entry Journals and Diaries: Ideas for Making it Fun is:

I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here. The sketch is attractive, your authored material stylish. nonetheless, you command get got an impatience over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again as exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this increase.

Dear Jhon,

I’d sure love to know what exactly I did receive, or shall I say should’ve received. How much money did you make off my stuff? And which of my attractive sketches did you carry out to sell? And my book? How did you even get it? It’s not out yet. I’m afraid impatience is no excuse for shoplifting, even online. I should expect that you indeed feel unwell about this, and I hope you indeed deliver my stuff back, and with a formal apology. I should have shielded my increase better, I suppose. But once you tell me how you were able to steal my stuff, I can better secure it.

Now I could be misunderstanding your comment entirely, John, so please correct me if I misread it. Using English grammar does help avoid misunderstandings.

 

 

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