They FINALLY called again! Those wonderful telemarketer friends of mine, oh, how I love it when they call. As with most of the other times, this was totally adlib – which is kind of obvious as I bumble at the beginning with useless displays of idiocy. But when the kids started crying in the background, it sparked an idea…
In the spirit of true patriotism, I present this ever-before seen footage of patriotic propriety!
(And thank heaven for freedom of the press! Though some would suggest i plead the 5th and exercise my right to remain silent…)
Many kids have an imaginary friend. Sometimes this imaginary friend will have special things they can do, like run super fast or hide really well.
I had an imaginary world with an imaginary species. In fact, I was one of them.
I would like to introduce you to the Fang Creature.
This was an approximately twelve foot long lizard with massive saber teeth at the back of its mouth.
In order to show off these remarkable blade-like teeth, fang creatures kept their Continue reading