The Cell Solution

I think I’ve discovered the solution to the whole problem of people talking on cell phones while driving. Recently I saw a girl using a cell phone while riding a horse. In fact, I think she was texting.


If we just reverted back to horse-riding, we could solve all kinds of problems. Think about it. We could talk on our cell phones all we wanted. It would be easier to eat a Big Mac. Heck, we would even be able to watch the portable DVD’s with our kids while driving, and I doubt the horse would run head on with another.


It would also save on the cost of voice recognition technology. We could just train our horses with clicks and woe’s. Not only that, it would save on gas. Why worry about bio-fuels if you’ve got a vehicle that prefers crabgrass?