Fun with Telemarketers: Mutant Alien Carrots

If you decide to enhance your carrot crop, don’t use fertilizer gathered from meteorite craters in Madagascar…

Just saying.

Fun with Telemarketers 6: Eleven Cent Rebate

I have to give this guy credit.  It took me about five minutes to get my recorder up and running, all the while he was just waiting.  I had to get him to start his schpeel while I rebooted the program. Then he stayed on the phone for a good fifteen minutes or so after that.  I’m surprised he didn’t catch on when I asked him if they do Hot-dog delivery.  But when I demonstrated that I am interested in what he is trying to sell me, I found a way to get him to offer me an eleven cent rebate… well… sort of.

You have to listen at the very end – after I hang up.  I think the guy’s cough is a cover for his laughter.  I’m quite sure I made his day.

Fun with Telemarketers 5: Trouble with Turtle Tails

Booyah!!!

They FINALLY called again!  Those wonderful telemarketer friends of mine, oh, how I love it when they call.  As with most of the other times, this was totally adlib – which is kind of obvious as I bumble at the beginning with useless displays of idiocy.  But when the kids started crying in the background, it sparked an idea…

Enjoy!

A Tribute to Stick Figure Guy

I would like to pay a special tribute at this time to a friend.  He is hero of sorts.  But the poor guy has one of the worst jobs in the world – he demonstrates all the horrendous things that could happen to the rest of us if we are not careful.  He is the universal Stick Figure Guy.  This guy is like a mix between Martin Short and Evel Knievel.  Many adventures, but they NEVER go well for him.

You might have seen him around.  He can be found around machinery, cleaning supplies, and just about anywhere where something can go wrong.

You might say he is always at the wrong place at the wrong time.  If something goes wrong, he’s there – in fact, he’s in it.  He’s the victim.  Always.

Let’s look at some examples:

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Somehow, Stick Figure Guy managed to… trip?  For some reason he had his arms behind his back as he went down, too.  I suppose the Continue reading

Party Game: Three Part Stories

One of my family’s major hobbies is inventing games.  This is a party game we came up with called Three Part Stories.  It’s one of those games that guarantees some great laughs, and takes a little bit of creativity.

If you’ve ever done chain stories, where one starts a story, and then the next person continues it, and so forth, then you have GOT to try the story game.  It is hilarious to the extreme!


If you cannot see the video, you can watch in on Youtube.

Now for the fun part:  Here are the finished stories: Continue reading

Funny-song-athon!

TabI went a little crazy on Playlist.com finding funny songs – but good heavens, they have a lot of them!  I’ve created a playlist just for all the (hopefully clean) songs I have found.  Some are just dumb, but some are roll around on the floor of your quiet empty office laughing kind of funny.
TabFor example, be SURE SURE SURE to listen to track 7, which is In the Sun He MeltedInside Out puts a whole new twist on “Once there was a Snowman” – and for those who think you’ve heard it, give it a listen, because this is a PART 2!  Track 6 is just there to set the stage for track 7.  You might want to at least listen to tracks 9 and 12, which are also personal favorites of mine.
TabAnyway, so there’s a total of 29 tracks on here, so be sure to scroll down and see your options.
TabBut most of all, HAVE FUN!

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Fun with Telemarketers 4: Chum Buddies

Hooda thunk?  My old buddy from high school called!  Okay, so he thought I thought he was an old buddy…

Anyway, enjoy!

Fun with Telemarketers 3: The Stalker

Okay, I think this is my record time – one minute thirty seconds.  But I think the “stalkemarketer” was convinced I was sincere.

Fun with Telemarketers 2: The Pepto Solution

Hooray! Another Telemarketer called! As usual, this was totally on the spot. I started with one idea, which flopped pretty quick. The rest of the time I bumbled along, but I think I’m pleased with the result.

Enjoy!