Fun with Telemarketers: Abducted

Wow. I think she actually believed me! Thought it took some explaining to help her understand what a black hole is, and that I was taken by aliens. I almost felt bad when she actually sounded convinced!

I Am Now Officially The Prankateer General

“I’d really like to make a name for myself… what do you think of the Prankateer General?”

“…Sounds like a pretty good idea.”

The message: be proactive

Be sure to listen through to the end on this. It drags a bit in the middle, but it gets fun again when the kids start eating the dog food.

Fun with Telemarketers: Telemetaphysical


“You know how I was just saying that I see ghosts? Well, I’m seeing one now.”

“Don’t worry, the bayonets won’t hurt you. They’re not physical – they’re metaphysical”