When a telemarketer calls, don’t hang up. Prank them.
“You know how I was just saying that I see ghosts? Well, I’m seeing one now.”
“Don’t worry, the bayonets won’t hurt you. They’re not physical – they’re metaphysical”
All I can say about this one is HOLY SHAMOLY! He let me drag him on for 45 minutes! That’s by FAR my record. I recommend listening to the whole thing, but in case you’re short on time, I made an abridged – highlights only version. Either way, enjoy! And if you can put a warning out on all your social networks about the whole drive through conspiracy, I’ll be so appreciative that I might even give you a gift certificate for the Roadkill Cafe. If you’re a senior, I’ll make it for the Business After 50 Cafe.