When a telemarketer calls, don’t hang up. Prank them.
When a telemarketer calls, don’t hang up, prank them.
What would YOU do if someone insulted YOUR Sausage dog?
If you decide to enhance your carrot crop, don’t use fertilizer gathered from meteorite craters in Madagascar…
Wait a minute… I thought I was disqualified from this survey. Oh, well. I’m always HAPPY to talk to them again!
Is it me, or does my “wife” sound an awful lot like the Basketball John song guy?
Wow. I think she actually believed me! Thought it took some explaining to help her understand what a black hole is, and that I was taken by aliens. I almost felt bad when she actually sounded convinced!
“I’d really like to make a name for myself… what do you think of the Prankateer General?”
“…Sounds like a pretty good idea.”
The message: be proactive
Be sure to listen through to the end on this. It drags a bit in the middle, but it gets fun again when the kids start eating the dog food.
“You know how I was just saying that I see ghosts? Well, I’m seeing one now.”
“Don’t worry, the bayonets won’t hurt you. They’re not physical – they’re metaphysical”